Daily Post 6-NINE-9
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Nine is a really awesome number. I like it! Any who, lettuce get on with the post. Today will involve some racist jokes, so leave if you're offended. Anyway, on to Morpher, I guess.....
Morpher; Chapter 6
The "Morphers"
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Mor4 ran as fast as he could on his shape shifting legs of his, running from his past captors. He wasn't going to give up just yet, he had a plan. Mor4 had a talent for copying people's voices. He knew the Morphers' boss, Vikhein's, voice by heart. "Hey boys! Help me, over here, I'm stuck!" he grunted, imitating Vikhein. "Whaa.....boss? whata you doin here?" "Help me, you idiots, help me!" They ran toward their boss' voice, only to be K.O.ed by a rusting crowbar. "Now, to get out of here." Mor4 rammed into one of the walls, smashing into the library. He ran to a wall in the library and smashed through. He smashed until he could smash no more, but the last few were pipes from outside the manticore's dwelling, not a wall, but he didn't notice, because he was already asleep....
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At Vikhein's laboratory...
Vikhein's pudgy body wobbled as he sat down on his "electronic throne." He frowned as he watched 2 of his elites being knocked out by one of his "patients." He grunted and looked around. "EL345 and 496, get over here!" he rumbled. EL345 and EL496 appeared at his feet inhumanly fast. They, like Mor4, but unlike his elites, were some of his patients. "Go and find EL777, and get him over here!" They flew off, while Vikhein turned to the screen on his "throne." He had secret cameras all over the human world, EL777 couldn't escape. He watched as EL777 smashed through countless walls, and a few human drain pipes (for he was in an underground cavern, of course), and then fall asleep....
JOKES
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-A mexican and a Chinese guy are in a car, who's driving?
The Police.
-How do Chinese name their children?
They throw a pin out the window and hear what sounds it makes
-What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Jailbreak!!!
-When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire!
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