DAILY POST #6
The number of the devil! (divided by 111)
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Today is an unlucky day. I haven't posted until now because I've had Crossfit and Karate, and I've also been working on my (prototype) header. I can't make a better version because the gimp isn't working on my computer, and Windows 7's paint sucks! Anyway, today, we'll just include a chapter of Morpher, and some jokes with stories around them. read on!

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Morpher; Chapter 4
In Z's point of view
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Z had finally found another one. A morpher. A brother. A foe. He was some trouble to capture, causing a few cuts and bruises, but nothing bad. Apparently, he was an elf....an elf with a temper!
Z himself was a baby Manticore. A lion with wings and a spiked tail. You might as well give Hitler a room full of jews and a flame thrower. He wasn't like that any more though, since he was morphed. Maybe this "New Guy" could help him. Z needed to find his family. Z's name's history was pretty funny. Ever since he was a little kid he would pronounce S's at the end of words, like snakes, like this:
"Snakez-a"
It was pretty hilarious. His real name was Leroy, but everyone called him Z. Z took care of his new "friend" (emphasis on the quotation marks), and one night, he went of to search the new guy's cavern. He found a bedroom, a room full of technology, and a bathroom. He shrugged, and prowled back to his hide-out. When he came back, he realized that his patient was gone! "Looking for someone?"

=TO BE CONTINUED=

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JOKES!
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Today's jokes are special. Some of them are bookmarks to memories, others true stories. Just read and find out!
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The Psychic-This is based on a true story involving one of my friends
One day, a man prank calls the city Psychic. When the 'Psychic' picks up the phone, she says, "I knew you would call." "I knew you would say that!"

Bar-This joke bring backs good times....good times....
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Lawyers get double-This is a joke me and Mikkim shared a lot
One day, a man finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie pops out. The genie says, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but I warn you, whatever you wish for, every lawyer in the world will be granted that wish also, but times 2." "Okay!" the man said. He thought for a while and said, "I wish I had a million dollars!" The genie replies, "Okay, but now every lawyer in the world got two million dollars." The man thought some more, smiled, and said, "I wish I donated a kidney."

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Well guys, that's about it. See you tomorrow!
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P.S. I just realized I have photoshop now, so I can make a better header.