DAILY POST DAY 2
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Introduction
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Just to clear things up, every day is something new. I might have a jokes section, or maybe a story in parts throughout the week. It's just for you, the reader's, enjoyment and pleasure. Today, I'm just gonna start off with the jokes section, and some news. Once I finish reading this book I have about flash, I might type up some helpful codes and tips. Meanwhile, enjoy the new add-ons.
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NEWS
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Well, nothing is very new, but if you will notice, I always seem to be posting at the end of the day. That is because the rest of my day is filled with homework, soccer, MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), and Crossfit (look it up if you don't know what it is, but you do lift weights ;) (Ehh, ladies?) ). Anyways, I'll try to post during the day from now on. As you can see, I will be adding all sorts of add-on sections, just for fun (this is turning into a makeshift blog :P). I shall try to post a song every week, and a flash every month (I'll post the link). Well, that about clears up news, lets move on!
Jokes
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Teehee! Enjoy all sorts of jokes from around ze world!
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The Trucker
-One day, a day, a trucker is driving along rural California, when he sees a Lawyer on the side of the road. He swerves over to run the lawyer over, but sees a police officer coming up behind him, and swerves out of the way just in time. A few minutes later, the police officer drives up alongside him. The trucker says, "Whew! Almost ran over dat lawyer over der." The police officer replies, "Don't worry, I got him!"
The Clocks
-A man dies and goes to heaven. He sees a wall of clocks. He asks an angel what it's for. The angel says, "Oh! Those are our Lie Keepers. Every time someone says a lie, their clock ticks." He peers at the labels under the clock and finds his son, Larry. The clock ticks slowly. "Hey!" He looks at Abe Lincoln's. It doesn't tick at all. He asks the angel, "Where's George Bush's clock?" "Oh, Jesus uses it as an office fan!"
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That concludes today's post. Look for more jokes tomorrow! (sorry, I don't have much time).
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