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Daily Post 4 =Part 2=

Posted by zcaar - October 4th, 2009


Daily Post Quatro! =Part 2=
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Hey guys. Sorry I didn't post this yesterday, but I fell asleep. Anyways.... on with the special!

A A a
B B b
C C c
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I'm currently working on a new font in paint for my flashes. I'll show you a preview at the end, but meanwhile, I just want to talk about it. It's really easy to make your own font, it's just the style that hurts. You need to think of something unique, or just copy another font and mess with it. Simply, all you do is start with the letter 'A.' Make your design, and then to make different sizes, make a 2X2 box and duplicate the pattern of the first A, except using 2X2 instead of 1X1, and so on. Here's an example:

AAA
A|||A
AAA
A|||A
A|||A

AAAAAA
AAAAAA
AA||||||AA
AA||||||AA
AAAAAA
AA||||||AA
AA||||||AA
AA||||||AA
AA||||||AA

{ | = *space* }
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See? Simple! Now you can try for yourself!

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Now, let's talk about Morpher. In a comment, please leave your opinions of these:

::Do you like it so far?::
::Is it Interesting?::
::Do I have to fix something?::
::What you give the story so far out of a scale from 1-10?::

THANKS!!

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JOKES
10 favorites
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Suicidal Blonde: A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" "No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these,' then I put it in my mouth and I thought, 'I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.' So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, 'this is going to make a loud noise,' so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger.

Parking: The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:
"Parking for drive-through customers only!"

Stranded: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish.
The redhead went first. ''I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!''
"Okay,'' replied the genie. And off she went.
Then the brunette went. ''I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!''
And off she went.
The blonde started crying and said, ''I wish my friends were back here!''

Mourning: One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.
''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''

Fire: A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"
The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!

Puzzle: George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it. The first lady comes into the kitchen, and asks what he's doing.
Very frustrated, George says, "I'm trying to do this tiger puzzle, but I can't seem to make the pieces fit right."
Laura Bush sighs and says, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box, dear, and come to bed."

Moses: George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms.
He approached the man and asked reverently, "Aren't you Moses?"
But the man wouldn't listen to him and continued walking. George asked him again, ''Aren't you Moses?''
The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man's arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, "Answer me -- Aren't you Moses?"
The man replies, "I'm not saying a thing! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!

The last 3, Yo mama jokes:
1.Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
2.Yo mama is so fat that when she took a vacation to New York City, she wore a black dress and everyone thought there was a power outage.
3.Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking it was a couch

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Ha ha ha! Well that's about *giggle* it folks! *Teehee* see you next *hiccup* time!
*hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* .......

rate.....
review.....
respond.....
*hiccup*
refurnish.....
reuse.....
*hiccup*
recycle.....
(r)etc.....

Daily Post 4 =Part 2=


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