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Posted by zcaar - October 10th, 2009


Daily Post 10 (one, oh!)
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Ze tenth post is finally here! Sorry for posting so late, but my grandfather from my father's side has just arrived today! We went to eat sushi, and I got a book........a great book.........or should I say bookssss! I got...... The ULTIMATE Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy! That's right, any random guy who happens to go on this page (and you mikkim, yea, I got it!) Anyways, That's about the only reason I posted so late, and, unfortunately, because of that, today's post will be short, but anyways, on with Morpher......

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Morpher; Chapter 7
There's good people, then bad, evil, dangerous, and then, there's Vikhein
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Mor4 woke up, dazed and confused, not knowing where he was, but, like always, everything was coming back to him. He looked around him, realizing he created a tunnel that could crumble any second. He melted through the walls (not literally melted, but split his molecules far, far apart), and came up in the middle of a busy street in San Francisco, just as a car was speeding his way. beeeeeeeeeeeeeep-beep-beep! roared a car, missing him by 1/123456789123456789123456789 of an inch. He rushed away through the city streets, using his internal radar to find his hideout, along the banks of the Pacific Ocean.......

Meanwhile.....
EL345 and EL496 rushed through the forest, in uncharted territory. They could not fail this mission, but EL777 was the best of the best of Koncealing, a technique used by elves to hide from any vision, except for heat seeking. They had the crappiest heat seaking goggles ever! Radius; 5 frickin' feet!
They were dead......
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.......And Vikhein knew it! He roared as he watched his soldiers rush in random patterns, following their internal radar, which was technically a form of vision, so it was useless. What his soldiers didn't know was that Mor4 had no idea what Koncealing was, and he was always active without realizing it. Vikhein rushed to one of his pods, and flew away into the night to search for Mor4 himself. Mor4 had no idea what he was dealing with...........

=TO BE CONTINUED=
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The En


Posted by zcaar - October 8th, 2009


Daily Post 6-NINE-9
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Nine is a really awesome number. I like it! Any who, lettuce get on with the post. Today will involve some racist jokes, so leave if you're offended. Anyway, on to Morpher, I guess.....

Morpher; Chapter 6
The "Morphers"
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Mor4 ran as fast as he could on his shape shifting legs of his, running from his past captors. He wasn't going to give up just yet, he had a plan. Mor4 had a talent for copying people's voices. He knew the Morphers' boss, Vikhein's, voice by heart. "Hey boys! Help me, over here, I'm stuck!" he grunted, imitating Vikhein. "Whaa.....boss? whata you doin here?" "Help me, you idiots, help me!" They ran toward their boss' voice, only to be K.O.ed by a rusting crowbar. "Now, to get out of here." Mor4 rammed into one of the walls, smashing into the library. He ran to a wall in the library and smashed through. He smashed until he could smash no more, but the last few were pipes from outside the manticore's dwelling, not a wall, but he didn't notice, because he was already asleep....
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At Vikhein's laboratory...
Vikhein's pudgy body wobbled as he sat down on his "electronic throne." He frowned as he watched 2 of his elites being knocked out by one of his "patients." He grunted and looked around. "EL345 and 496, get over here!" he rumbled. EL345 and EL496 appeared at his feet inhumanly fast. They, like Mor4, but unlike his elites, were some of his patients. "Go and find EL777, and get him over here!" They flew off, while Vikhein turned to the screen on his "throne." He had secret cameras all over the human world, EL777 couldn't escape. He watched as EL777 smashed through countless walls, and a few human drain pipes (for he was in an underground cavern, of course), and then fall asleep....

JOKES
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-A mexican and a Chinese guy are in a car, who's driving?
The Police.

-How do Chinese name their children?
They throw a pin out the window and hear what sounds it makes

-What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Jailbreak!!!

-When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire!

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Well guys, that's about it!

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DAILY POST 9


Posted by zcaar - October 8th, 2009


Daily POST 8
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Today, I will start off with a little trick. I got this one book with a bunch of cool stuff in it, and there was this one math trick that was really cool! Okay, so, if you take the number 12345679 (notice there's no 8, like today's post (which is also why I showed it to you today)) and go over to someone and ask them what's their favorite number out of 12345679 (it works with 8 too, but I'm not sure about 10). You that number they chose, and multiply it by nine. Once that's done, take the number that you got, and multiply it by 12345679. See what you get! I'll give you an example:

-chose 8
-8*9=72
-12345679*72=.....888888888

Cool, huh?

Anyway, that works with any number, so let's move on to the next chapter of Morpher...

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Morpher; Chapter 5(?)
Bsak to Mor4's point of view
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"Looking for someone?" Mor4 asked, as his captor spun around. It looked like a lion mixed with a dragon and a scorpion......aha! A manticore. Dangerous little bastards. He was holding a rusting pipe he found on the ground when he woke up. He jumped onto the manticore and tried to hit him, but it used it's tail to shoot a spike which hit the rusting pipe, and flung it into the wall. Mor4 just stopped there in midair, empty handed. "Whoah, buddy cool down buddy!" the manticore rasped. Mor4 shuddered. It's voice was like nails scratching a chalkboard. Of course, he didn't know that manticores always sounded like that when converting to a new language. It would even out soon enough. Still, his elvin was pretty fluent. "Hsssss" hissed Mor4. The manticore backed up...and disappeared. Uggh, manticore powers! Mor4 thought. He traveled along the manticore's dwelling. Apparently, he had been in a hospital-type room. He found a library, a computer lab, and a bathroom with 3 toilets (gasp)! He found no sign of the manticore. "There's another one!" shouted a voice. Uh-oh, the morphers were here, and they were pretty angry about their escaped patients. This was going to be a long day....

=TO BE CONTINUED=

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Well, guys, that's about it. But I would like to comment that Mikkim's bike was stolen. Lock up your bikes, kids! (NO PIC 2DAY)

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Posted by zcaar - October 7th, 2009


Daily Post SEVEN7
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Well, my seventh daily post, but my thirteenth actual post, so they basically cancel each other out. Sorry it's late guys, but I've been working on the 'Magical #' song, like //--N--\\, because today is 7! Wow, a week has passed, and it feels like a few minutes. Well thanks for reading Mikkim, and anyone else who may stumble upon this page (like you, fleek, mister nobody reads this sh*t!) Anyway, I've also been checking out this Writing Contest. I will be posting a story, better than Morpher, because I just come up with Morpher on the spot. Since today is a Magical Number, I shall not add a chapter of Morpher, or any jokes, but just talking about recent things and stuff.

//--N(ews)--\\
By the time you finish reading this, I will have posted the new song (which will be called //--E--\\) Also, I'd like to talk about flash. I won't be posting many flashes after morpher (Oh, BTW, morpher -The Movie- is not about after he escapes, it's about how he escapes, that's why I made the stories). If I ever get more views on this, I will be posting more info, but currently this is all for today.

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Daily Post 7


Posted by zcaar - October 5th, 2009


DAILY POST #6
The number of the devil! (divided by 111)
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Today is an unlucky day. I haven't posted until now because I've had Crossfit and Karate, and I've also been working on my (prototype) header. I can't make a better version because the gimp isn't working on my computer, and Windows 7's paint sucks! Anyway, today, we'll just include a chapter of Morpher, and some jokes with stories around them. read on!

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Morpher; Chapter 4
In Z's point of view
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Z had finally found another one. A morpher. A brother. A foe. He was some trouble to capture, causing a few cuts and bruises, but nothing bad. Apparently, he was an elf....an elf with a temper!
Z himself was a baby Manticore. A lion with wings and a spiked tail. You might as well give Hitler a room full of jews and a flame thrower. He wasn't like that any more though, since he was morphed. Maybe this "New Guy" could help him. Z needed to find his family. Z's name's history was pretty funny. Ever since he was a little kid he would pronounce S's at the end of words, like snakes, like this:
"Snakez-a"
It was pretty hilarious. His real name was Leroy, but everyone called him Z. Z took care of his new "friend" (emphasis on the quotation marks), and one night, he went of to search the new guy's cavern. He found a bedroom, a room full of technology, and a bathroom. He shrugged, and prowled back to his hide-out. When he came back, he realized that his patient was gone! "Looking for someone?"

=TO BE CONTINUED=

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JOKES!
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Today's jokes are special. Some of them are bookmarks to memories, others true stories. Just read and find out!
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The Psychic-This is based on a true story involving one of my friends
One day, a man prank calls the city Psychic. When the 'Psychic' picks up the phone, she says, "I knew you would call." "I knew you would say that!"

Bar-This joke bring backs good times....good times....
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Lawyers get double-This is a joke me and Mikkim shared a lot
One day, a man finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie pops out. The genie says, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but I warn you, whatever you wish for, every lawyer in the world will be granted that wish also, but times 2." "Okay!" the man said. He thought for a while and said, "I wish I had a million dollars!" The genie replies, "Okay, but now every lawyer in the world got two million dollars." The man thought some more, smiled, and said, "I wish I donated a kidney."

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Well guys, that's about it. See you tomorrow!
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P.S. I just realized I have photoshop now, so I can make a better header.

-{Daily Post #6}-


Posted by zcaar - October 4th, 2009


Daily Post 5
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The number 5 is a magical number. Like 7, 21, 39, 42, 69 (not in thatway), and so on. So for everyone of these magical numbers, I shall make a special song. //--N--\\ is the song for 5. Enjoy it.

Okay, moving on. Today's post will be rather short, because I recently finished part 2 for Daily post #4. There isn't really much new, but mikkim made a new windows song. You should check it out. It sounds cool. Well that's basically it. Let's continue Morpher....

Morpher; Chapter 3
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Mor4 continued stealing computers and connected the hard-drives onto one big screen which he made himself from all the monitors he collected. He had 30,000,000 Gigabytes in all. He tried over and over to hack into the faerie internet, but human computers were too primitive, even with 30,000,000 gig. He always failed, and just kept on collecting more and more computers. One day, when Mor4 was out looking for fish in the sea, he heard a strange whooshing sound. He turned quickly, his elven ears straining to hear anything, but all was still. He noticed that, out of nowhere, a little flower had grown behind his back. He turned to head back to his little cave (which, for your information was right under a hut. A specific hut. A rotting hut), for he could not catch any fish, but right before something jumped him! He felt something latch onto his back. He ran around, bellowing at the top of his lungs, trying to rip it off. It hit him on the head, and he was knocked unconscious. The thing dragged him away, along the coastline.

=TO BE CONTINUED=

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Well, I'll see you tomorrow, guys!

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Daily Post 5


Posted by zcaar - October 4th, 2009


Daily Post Quatro! =Part 2=
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Hey guys. Sorry I didn't post this yesterday, but I fell asleep. Anyways.... on with the special!

A A a
B B b
C C c
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I'm currently working on a new font in paint for my flashes. I'll show you a preview at the end, but meanwhile, I just want to talk about it. It's really easy to make your own font, it's just the style that hurts. You need to think of something unique, or just copy another font and mess with it. Simply, all you do is start with the letter 'A.' Make your design, and then to make different sizes, make a 2X2 box and duplicate the pattern of the first A, except using 2X2 instead of 1X1, and so on. Here's an example:

AAA
A|||A
AAA
A|||A
A|||A

AAAAAA
AAAAAA
AA||||||AA
AA||||||AA
AAAAAA
AA||||||AA
AA||||||AA
AA||||||AA
AA||||||AA

{ | = *space* }
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See? Simple! Now you can try for yourself!

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Now, let's talk about Morpher. In a comment, please leave your opinions of these:

::Do you like it so far?::
::Is it Interesting?::
::Do I have to fix something?::
::What you give the story so far out of a scale from 1-10?::

THANKS!!

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JOKES
10 favorites
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Suicidal Blonde: A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" "No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these,' then I put it in my mouth and I thought, 'I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.' So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, 'this is going to make a loud noise,' so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger.

Parking: The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:
"Parking for drive-through customers only!"

Stranded: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish.
The redhead went first. ''I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!''
"Okay,'' replied the genie. And off she went.
Then the brunette went. ''I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!''
And off she went.
The blonde started crying and said, ''I wish my friends were back here!''

Mourning: One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.
''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''

Fire: A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"
The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!

Puzzle: George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it. The first lady comes into the kitchen, and asks what he's doing.
Very frustrated, George says, "I'm trying to do this tiger puzzle, but I can't seem to make the pieces fit right."
Laura Bush sighs and says, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box, dear, and come to bed."

Moses: George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms.
He approached the man and asked reverently, "Aren't you Moses?"
But the man wouldn't listen to him and continued walking. George asked him again, ''Aren't you Moses?''
The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man's arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, "Answer me -- Aren't you Moses?"
The man replies, "I'm not saying a thing! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!

The last 3, Yo mama jokes:
1.Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
2.Yo mama is so fat that when she took a vacation to New York City, she wore a black dress and everyone thought there was a power outage.
3.Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking it was a couch

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Ha ha ha! Well that's about *giggle* it folks! *Teehee* see you next *hiccup* time!
*hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* .......

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Daily Post 4 =Part 2=


Posted by zcaar - October 4th, 2009


Daily Post 4
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Part 1
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NEWS
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You'll notice that this time, I have multiple parts to my daily post. That is because......it is Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooong. My friend mikkim is here to help me out today, so it will be a super special!!! Also, I am posting really late, because I had a birthday party (my friend's) today, and mikkim and I were working on some 'research' on isometrics and a new flash game we're making (which will not be posted on Newgrounds, but on our own site, which is yet to be created). Anyway, we are still stuck with the Supernaturalist, so don't expect it for a while (we will also make a little side story that ties in with the main plot, and might have its own bonus movie.

Morpher; Chapter 2
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Mor4 slithered across the coast. He was unaware of where he was, all except for the fact that he was in "Northern California," as the humans called it. Mor4 was obsessed with technology, before he was 'morphed,' but he still had a craving for it. He sneaked inside a wooden hut on the borders of a beautiful city, full of tall buildings and sparkly lights. He entered into a tiny living room. He had enough knowledge to understand human language, but not speak it. So, when a small, bald man in a green and blue checkered vest ran in and started yelling, "Get out! Thief!" he just snarled and replied, "Esilo cregas, vefiro za nochan!" The human froze, noticing that the strange mans ears were pointed, and his legs kept on morphing into different things. Mor4 lifted his hand and blasted the tiny man into the wall. He crashed through and fell to the sea, which was unfortunately right behind his small home." He swam spluttering away to the nearest dock, which was about a mile away. Meanwhile, Mor4 stole some laptops he found inside the house, and some books about myths and legends. It appeared the man who's house Mor4 had just invaded was a faerie-freak. He went to find a secret spot where he could hide out, and start a tiny little lab. Little did he know, he was being watched........By a 'Morpher!'

=TO BE CONTINUED=

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The INSIDE Look
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As you heard before, Mikkim and I are making a new game. It is about 2 assassins who are sent out to kill each other. Simple as that. It is based in the future, during world war III. The assassins will chase each other around the world, going through all sorts of terrain. It's a very complex games, and it can have multiple storylines (depending on how you play) with different endings, some of which will send you on more missions. That's all we've come up with so far. More will be posted soon.

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The Supernaturalist: Hot and Cold
/The Tie-in Story/
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We will be posting it in parts on mikkim's page. Check daily (probably weekly) for more parts!
(Mikkim's Page)

That's basically it for part 1.
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Part 2 coming in approx. 1 hr.

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ISOMETRICS! TEEHEE!
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Daily Post 4 =Part 1=


Posted by zcaar - October 3rd, 2009


DAILY POST TRES!!!
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New News
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Currently, I'm working on 2 books. One for flash, and one for python, a programming language. Once I finish the book on python, I will be able to continue my research on Actionscript, because my dad states it is very similar to Javascript (which I have yet to learn). Anyways, that's about it. Who wants to hear a short story?

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Morpher; Chapter 1
Based on the movie by Zcaar (coming out soon)
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M23E4 morphed past the searchlight, out onto the city streets. He was the newest experiment in Juki labs, the business that ruled the Faerie world. A small helpless elf, stolen when he was only 3 decades old. Of course, he didn't know that. Or should I say it. All subjects had they're brains completely wiped before, what they call, the 'Morph.' That's the whole reason his kind were called morphers. Because of the process it took to get them to their form. And because of their powers. First, the patients brain was wiped clean and infused with Krystal, the magical substance that gives Faeries their magic. Then, the body was morphed together with dark matter. Excruciating pain followed as they lay in bed resting from the next few weeks. But not for M23E4. Or let's call him Mor4, for short. No, he was special. He was trained by his father, an obsessed veteran from the Impian war. He felt no pain, and easily escaped once the 'Morphing' process was done. But what should he do now? There was nowhere to hide. At least not in the Faerie world. But what about the Humans.....

=TO BE CONTINUED=

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//Jokes//
Today's category: Dumb Blondes!

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette jumped off a cliff at the same time. Who got to the bottom first?
A: The Brunette. The Blonde had to stop to ask directions.

Q: What do you do when a Blonde throws a Grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and send it back!

SWIM MEET
-A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead where in a Swim Meet. They were just about ready to race. The judge-guy-person shot the gun, and the Brunette and the Redhead flew across the water. An hour later, the Blonde finished and stumbled over to the judge. "Hey no fair!" she said. "I was using the breast stroke, but they were using their hands!"

CAR
-2 Blondes went out shopping one day. When they came back to their car, they realized they locked the keys inside it, so they just stood and waited. Then one had an idea, to use a coat hanger to open the lock. So fiddled with the lock as the other looked up at the sky. "Hurry! Hurry! It looks like it's going to rain soon, and we left the top open!"

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Well folks, thats all for today!

P.S. If you're wondering why I'm posting so late again, it's because we lost the internet for a while, so I couldn't finish it until after I did the usual things on the web, after my dad fixed it.

Daily Post 3!!!


Posted by zcaar - October 2nd, 2009


DAILY POST DAY 2
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Introduction
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Just to clear things up, every day is something new. I might have a jokes section, or maybe a story in parts throughout the week. It's just for you, the reader's, enjoyment and pleasure. Today, I'm just gonna start off with the jokes section, and some news. Once I finish reading this book I have about flash, I might type up some helpful codes and tips. Meanwhile, enjoy the new add-ons.
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NEWS
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Well, nothing is very new, but if you will notice, I always seem to be posting at the end of the day. That is because the rest of my day is filled with homework, soccer, MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), and Crossfit (look it up if you don't know what it is, but you do lift weights ;) (Ehh, ladies?) ). Anyways, I'll try to post during the day from now on. As you can see, I will be adding all sorts of add-on sections, just for fun (this is turning into a makeshift blog :P). I shall try to post a song every week, and a flash every month (I'll post the link). Well, that about clears up news, lets move on!

Jokes
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Teehee! Enjoy all sorts of jokes from around ze world!
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The Trucker
-One day, a day, a trucker is driving along rural California, when he sees a Lawyer on the side of the road. He swerves over to run the lawyer over, but sees a police officer coming up behind him, and swerves out of the way just in time. A few minutes later, the police officer drives up alongside him. The trucker says, "Whew! Almost ran over dat lawyer over der." The police officer replies, "Don't worry, I got him!"

The Clocks
-A man dies and goes to heaven. He sees a wall of clocks. He asks an angel what it's for. The angel says, "Oh! Those are our Lie Keepers. Every time someone says a lie, their clock ticks." He peers at the labels under the clock and finds his son, Larry. The clock ticks slowly. "Hey!" He looks at Abe Lincoln's. It doesn't tick at all. He asks the angel, "Where's George Bush's clock?" "Oh, Jesus uses it as an office fan!"

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That concludes today's post. Look for more jokes tomorrow! (sorry, I don't have much time).
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